I SWEAR TO GOD MY FRIEND IS CALLING ME SEREMA ON SKYPE AND IM LIKE I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR INCORRECT NAME CALLING SASS AFTER THIS UPDATE.
So I am guessing half of the RoseMary tag has never had a friend or acquaintance try to cockblock between them and their partner for the “greater good” of a situation. Nothing about what Karkat said even came off as blackrom to me. Only meddling. Because that’s what your close friends (or previously “close” friends) do when you have a significant other. They bitch that you spend too much time together and try to find cunning ways to pry you off your partners face for three seconds.
Karkat felt it was his fault Rose and Kanaya fell into a pit of ravenous lesbian action, thus “losing” the meteors best ashen aficionado in the process. Think about all the times you thought you could have saved something but you didn’t. Even if it was out of your control, you might think about the “What If”; what if you could have gone back in time knowing what you do now. Especially because Karkat is concerned about Terezi’s well being at this point. AKA: IF I WOULD HAVE STOPPED THOSE PESKY LESBIANS AND THEIR SNARKY SHENANIGANS, TEREZI AND GAMZEE WOULDN’T BE BLACK BOOTY BUMPING TOGETHER.
Because let’s face it, when your fangs are neck deep in this hot blonde girl, the last thing you’re thinking about is dealing with others drama. Especially when your partner probably has drinking a problem as bad as Vincent Van Gogh (replace absinthe with possible shitty alchemized liquor as I do not know if Rose can transmute top shelf booze at this point, however the terrible coffee consumption remains the same).
As hot as blackrom RoseMary is, and as interested as I am in seeing the development of their relationship pan out in the future, it just seems really out of character for them to be a blackrom exclusive.
I mean just look @ 1:49. LOOK AT THOSE BIRDS FLY. THAT KID EVEN SHAKES HIS HEAD LIKE, WOAH OK THIS GIRL IS A BADASS. People can say what they want and I am just like: