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I am aware these are becoming more and more strange exponentially.

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Here it is. The theme song for “Gottbleed Week.” My magnum opus.

Here are my terrible band shirt headcanons.

TMBG is an obvious choice for Newt. I picked the Symbols shirt from KMFDM because it always reminds me of Hermann slapping Newt across the face. Also, they’re a German industrial rock band; perfect for Newt.

Dr. Gottlieb is Tool’s #1 fan. My opinion will not falter. Do not hope to sway me. Aside from Tool, I always pictured Dr. Gottlieb as being a (secretly) huge new wave/goth rock fan:

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My influence map. Is it what you were expecting? 
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My influence map. Is it what you were expecting?

[Larger view]

All of my friends can drink milkshakes. However, if I dare to even risk a sip, I will become terribly ill. As I cannot drink milk. Therefore, to sate my hunger, I drew this in Paint earlier, and added a texture in SAI.
Leave me to my milkshake fantasy.

All of my friends can drink milkshakes. However, if I dare to even risk a sip, I will become terribly ill. As I cannot drink milk. Therefore, to sate my hunger, I drew this in Paint earlier, and added a texture in SAI.

Leave me to my milkshake fantasy.

100% Serious cosplayer Darowen.

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I do not know what you were expecting, anon. But this was more than likely not it. I hope you enjoy it anyways. One day I will have a real mic. It is in that moment I will finally be able to stop talking through a soda can.

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Please forgive me, pixiepunch. I have not spoken Spanish since High School. I was attempting to say, "I’m sorry , please forgive me Dr. "Newt" González." I did, however, read your reply in the perfect Newton voice, which is what inspired me.

I would reacquire a television if that show appeared on the local channels here.

My dear viewers, you are all truly a blessing of the Cosmos. My only hope is that, in time, I might (finally) crawl out of the security blanket that is my parka and get to know more of you.

However, you must remember to be gentle with me (in such events), as I am forged from chalk dust and glass. I only give off the illusion of stone cold assurance and Dr. Gottlieb poise. I am inept at social interaction. But for you, dear viewers, I would make a -solid- attempt.